Currently Surviving — not winning, not losing, just trying to make it. Funny print-to-order apparel for hockey parents, teachers, and everyone grinding through the week.
A lot of people are feeling that right now. Shirts and mugs for hockey parents, teachers, and anyone else grinding through the week — dry, honest, never mean. Printed to order, nothing sitting in a warehouse.
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Made when you order it. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Shipped in 3–7 days.
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We just started. Be the first to tell everyone we were funny.
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Whatever's currently surviving you, we probably made a shirt about it.
The whole idea
Not winning.
Not losing.
Currently surviving.
It started with a sentence somebody said out loud on a Tuesday: “I’m currently surviving, but that’s it.” That’s the whole brand. Not hustle-porn. Not toxic positivity. Just the honest middle setting most of us actually live on.
So we make shirts and mugs about it — for the hockey parents, teachers, nurses, and everyone else getting the wheels to stay on for one more week. Dry, warm, a little exhausted. Never mean, never corporate.
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Curated, not dumped. Every section earns its spot.
Camping, fishing, and touch-grass humor for reluctant adventurers. Funny outdoor shirts for people who love nature and hate mornings. Printed to order.
Every shirt, mug, and piece of drinkware in the Currently Surviving lineup — sorted by best sellers. Whether you're a hockey parent surviving tournament season, a teacher surviving a Monday, or just a person surviving the week: this is the place.
Not winning, not losing — currently surviving. Relatable, sarcastic, burnout humor for everyone just trying to make it through the week. Printed to order.
Funny shirts for dog people, cat people, and anyone whose pet is their whole personality. Printed to order.
For the hockey parents in the bleachers at 5am, hauling gear bags across three states, spending more on ice time than groceries, and yelling at refs who definitely can't hear you. These shirts get it. You're not just a fan — you're the whole support system.
Nothing is stocked. Your shirt is made after you buy it — no landfill of unsold mediums.
Direct-to-garment on combed cotton. Ink that bonds with the fabric, not just sits on top.
For hockey parents, teachers, and everyone just trying to make it through the week.
to make it